4. When I was a child, I didnt like to do my homework. I handed in my homework at the beginning of summer vacation. I told the teacher that my grandmother couldnt read and burned my homework book when I made a fire to cook. Later I learned that my grandmother used to be my teachers teacher.
5. Tell my dad that I got 100 points this time. Im so happy that I cant find the test paper My dad hit me with a smile.
6. no award was received in primary school. My mother asked me why, I thought, said: the teacher sends the medal, sends to me just did not have......
Joking about Bachelor
Scallion said, I am an innocent bachelor.
The bamboo stick said, Im a bachelor rather than a crook.
The noodles said, Im a bachelor who is soft in water.
Chopsticks said, I am a well-known bachelor.
The fried dough stick said, Im a Bachelor with a soft heart