Relaxed moment: take out suspected to eat condom, the store is so explained, surprised

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 Relaxed moment: take out suspected to eat condom, the store is so explained, surprised


But if I can bargain, I can definitely buy the whole set.

Shut your mouth and Ill tell you a number, 9 yuan, 9 yuan, a train leather, plus two girlfriends, deal!

Of course, no matter how hard you are, you cant be poor.

Our city beauty is best at crying poor at the same time, there are always four or five express delivery waiting to be signed. (@ Miss Zhang bichi)

No, the hot strip I bought has arrived~

This professional class is jointly constructed by Pingjiang vocational and technical school and Mala prince. There are 59 students in the class. It offers extrusion mechanism, food quality and safety, marketing and other courses, providing talents for the industry. On the first day of the class, the students studied the theory and practice of spicy strips, and visited the production of spicy strips on the spot.

After the snail powder, another professional class was born, this school is also very good!

#The most humane school#

Emma, it makes my mouth water. Do you have a taste job? I think I can do it.

By the way, if there is a hot pot and barbecue major, I can read postdoctoral!

After going home after class, mom asks you: whats the matter? Why are you crying? Child: spicy.

The children who eat spicy noodles have grown up and began to learn how to make them.

I hope you can apply what you have learned to make a safe and healthy spicy strip, and rush into the world with it!

#Overseas students return home to start their own business, and core technology leaks#

If it doesnt taste good, then you can sneer: ah? How can you say its professional if you make it like this?

Put up an advertisement and transfer half a pack of spicy strips. After eating 2, there are 13 and a lot of spicy oil. When you dont give up eating, you take it out and smell it. You usually use a stapler to make sure that you dont get damp. The appearance is about 80% new. The quantity is enough, the thickness is about 2cm, and the height is 8cm. If you are the one, you will be fined 10% for delivery. Its really delicious. You can enjoy it for half a day with a small piece of paper. If you are the one, you are in short supply recently. If you cant afford it, dont talk!

If you want to rob me of spicy noodles, no way!

#Doraemon of wechat business#

Although spicy strips are good, you cant be greedy, otherwise your body will not suffer.

The same goes for takeaway.

Mr. Zhang of Zhuji ordered a take away from a porridge shop. His 12-year-old son said that there were foreign bodies when eating hot and sour shredded potatoes. He could not chew them. When he spit it out, Mr. Zhang ate a lot! Oh, no, surprise!

Mr. Zhang found that it was a rubber product with a knot, which was very similar to a condom that had been used. The whole family was disgusted

In response, the store owners responded:

Do you think this is a condom?

Im on foot. Its probably this one

The boss is also a cruel man, saying that he has never used it.

Ah? Why do you feel a little sympathy for him all of a sudden~

Tragic or child miserable, 12-year-old memory has been very good, estimated that this life will not eat shredded potatoes.

Boss: why is there no bottom order?

Express brother: boss, if I say that the express is signed by the dog?

Boss: how do you scold customers!

Or that sentence, dont delay the dog to go to university, hurry to report class!

Recently, the animal kingdom is not peaceful. There are both intelligent dogs and brave ducks.

On September 13, 10000 ducks in Thailand rush out to a rice field to eat pests.

It is a traditional practice to raise ducks in rice growing areas. Ducks help to eat the pests in the fields. Farmers can use less pesticides, which can save costs and prevent pollution of crops.

Duck: Oh? Buffet?

Now the ducks are excited. Who eats grass when there is meat.

Looking at this magnificent and powerful appearance, I believe that this is an aerial photograph of a wildebeest on the banks of the Marmara river.

Dont talk about worms. Who doesnt feel sudden?

This is bigger than the battle of some ancient costume TV forces.

Crew: what else do you want? Ducks are enough!

They are recommended to be recommended to famous schools in Nanjing and Beijing~

uck:

Yes, love will disappear

Aunt: I never joke!

Recently, in Xian, Shaanxi Province, a netizen photographed a lovely scene on the bus: an old woman stood next to the cab after getting on the bus, scanning the code for a long time. Maybe the driver said you sweep me to grandma, and the granny really took her mobile phone and swept the drivers head all the time.

Granny: this one cant be identified, Shifu~

Mobile phone: Im too hard, grandma. You just have to work a little harder and Ill succeed.

Its good to know where to turn on the camera. Its hard for many elderly people to adapt to the era of science and technology,

Instead of being like these people, they just stand on high and talk sarcastic things.

What happened to a blind blogger. (@ fingertip earth)

Its very sad to have to endure the sarcasm of daily travel!

If you are physically disabled, you should not go out of your home, and some mentally disabled people should not go online

I hope everyone can live a good life. There is no need to do such things.

On September 14, after leaving a medical cosmetology company in Zizhong, Sichuan, Ms. Zhang obtained more than 6000 yuan of compensation through labor arbitration.

Ms. Zhang believes that the companys move is suspected of insulting. Li, the manager of the company involved, said that coins were also RMB. This is not to insult her. There are coins and banknotes, and there are one piece and one hair..

Woman: Ive counted it. Youre only 2000 yuan. Bring four more barrels!

What, you said there were 6000?? I dont believe it. Count it again in front of me

Money, of course, you have to show the accountant one by one before you can rest assured

If it was you, what would you do?

Although its OK to give money like this, normal people all know whats going on. Its right for such companies to leave early.

Finally, there is an important reminder:

When you take a bath, you must pay attention to safety!

Stick explosion proof film!

Set up emergency contact person!!!

Have you ever fallen in the bathroom?

I went to an interview yesterday. The examiner asked me, do you have a girlfriend? I said, yes. The examiner asked again, is she your first love? I was quite reasonable and said, yes. Then, the examiner leisurely came a sentence: sorry, we cant use you, because you lack the enterprising spirit of constantly pursuing new things.

Brothers drink together, a friend asked me, you have a girlfriend will forget brothers No. Im very serious, brother. Im really angry when you say this. How can you think so? Who do you think I am? Do I look like I can make a girlfriend.

There was no girlfriend at first sight

The doctor was a young woman when she took her blood pressure. After the test, she said to me seriously: your blood pressure is a little high! I also said to her seriously: your neckline is a little low!

The Mid Autumn Festival is coming. I called my mother and asked her to send me some moon cakes with duck egg yolk... Today, I called my mother again and asked her if she bought me some mooncakes? Mom: no, wait a few days, after the Mid Autumn Festival, Ill buy it for you. At that time, its cheap to deal with moon cakes. I...

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I dont know if its lucky or not

Fourth aunt: I came to inform you, not to discuss with you

Its been like this for two hours. What should I do? Wait online. Its urgent! (@ Japanese sand sculpture daily)

A failed woolen lovers work in the island... It will appear in my dream tonight (Onono Imoko learns to make complaints about it).

Brother, what have you been through? Why are all the dresses so green?

The property management is very responsible, but not the egg (@ Li Shenla)

Girl, can you pay attention to the train sleeper? How can I sleep when I dress like this.

You never know how much a girl eats in private. Sister, how much do you buy? Why are they all in washbasin?

Basically, every shopping mall can see this kind of scene. They all accompany their girlfriends or wives to go shopping.

Please go, please. Dont stay. It has rained enough recently.

When I was a kid, my mom gave me a bath. It was so impressive

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No matter what happens again in 2020, it wont be strange (source: pear video)

Are you ready for 2021

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I really like watching bread get fat

Across the screen

Please listen to the question!

Who is this beauty?

Congratulations, thats right!

Please tell your doctor.

To delete a paper is to cost you 3000

If you can speak, write a book~

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