Relaxed moment: many men ran naked in the street because they made this bet with their colleagues

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 Relaxed moment: many men ran naked in the street because they made this bet with their colleagues


In September, I wish you all more money than the previous eight months! (@ eat not fat small 5)

From September, you will be very, very, very, very, very, very, very rich!

#How do adults maintain emotional stability#

In other words, with only one-third of 2020 left, what are your unfinished plans?

Yesterdays students and parents, the unfinished plan must be summer homework.

Holiday last night madly mends homework, can create miracle depends on tonight!

A complete summer vacation, must have a crazy make-up homework end!

Why cant children finish their homework?

The truth has been found!

Today, parents of primary school students who feel that they are not in good condition can go to the kindergarten gate for a while and feel the despair of their friends.

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The first day of Kindergarten (source: pear video)

Disaster film the first day of kindergarten

The sense of substitution is very strong, the brain melon seeds have been buzzing.

#How many plays are there in Thai#

It must be that preschool teachers have begun to collapse.

Teacher: I want to escape, but I cant escape

In fact, not all children want to cry, but the atmosphere to this must be arranged, or feel no face.

Heartache this boy, has not yet opened school to usher in the dark moment of life.

On the morning of August 31 in Jiading, Shanghai, a primary school student cried while walking.

It turned out that the parents of the children mistakenly thought that the day was September 1, and they thought that school had begun, so they sent their children to school and left. When the child tried to walk home alone, he was so tired that he began to cry. Finally, with the help of the volunteers and the police, the child met with his mother smoothly.

Mom and Dad: Oh, hey, why are you back again? Go back!

Parents do not remember the wrong day, cant wait?

Mom and Dad: I cant wait.

Child: so love will disappear, right?

You cant leave love.

Parents or long snacks. Although its worth getting excited about the beginning of school, you are a little too excited. Fortunately, there is nothing wrong with the children, otherwise you will have no time to cry.

Caring for children starts with remembering their names

Primary school students cry at the beginning of school, while college students also cry at the beginning of school. There are many things to cry at each age.

Real (@ Shuiyuan Qianhe kitchen)

A man of iron character in the north is a tender and weak girl in the south.

When a northerner meets a cockroach in Guangdong:

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When a northerner meets a cockroach in Guangdong (source: pear video)

At this time, a fierce southerner is needed

#Southerners are more fierce in the eyes of northerners#

I didnt go back to my dorm for half a year, so I prepared some surprise for you.

#When I went back to school, I smelled everything was musty#

Dont make such a damp thing in the future. Its too damp. Its arthralgia.

I didnt go back to my dorm for a long time. I thought that nature was going to retake the territory.

The most excessive is the pepper, which is better than many peoples hard work.

This must be a chilli tree with a story. According to my preliminary guess, it is still a story that makes people feel pain.

According to Li, they usually pour the residue after eating into the toilet. Maybe it was at that time that they accidentally dropped a pepper seed in the crack of the toilet. And this hot pepper, Li said very much like it, and then pulled it out.

Maybe the people in this dormitory dont want to eat hot pepper for a while.

In other words, college students, what kind of dormitories you havent been back for months?

What is professional!

After talking about school, lets talk about working. As a qualified social animal, I really cant stand it.

Shocked, many men in Changsha suspected that due to poor performance collective streaking, passers-by directly staged pupil earthquake!

The thing is like this. Yesterday, in Changsha, Hunan Province, a number of men ran naked in the street. The picture was extremely indecent. Later, it was stopped by the security staff on the scene, and the property management had called the police.

Today, police in Changsha issued a notice that all the men who ran naked were employees of a trading company limited in Changsha. They ran naked according to the contract due to their inferior performance. At present, five people were deliberately naked in public places, and the circumstances were bad. Chen, the initiator, was detained for seven days, and the other four were detained for five days respectively.

u2014u2014Its too much to be naked. You have to wear something anyway?

u2014u2014How can they say they are naked when they are clearly wearing shoes?

Other peoples mouth slapping is crazy in the room, this group of people are not afraid of humiliation, can be described as the wolf of the wolf: wolf king!

Will you endure the unreasonable demands of leaders for work?

Ive seen the leader licking, but Ive never heard of it.

Recently, Tianyang District procuratorate to two people suspected of theft of bones to Baise Tianyang district court prosecution. (source: Nanguo Morning Post)

The final form of flattery: digging ancestral graves

Man: leader, I have made great achievements!

Man: dig your ancestral grave!

Leader: on behalf of my eight generation ancestors, thank you!

If I could explain this:

I didnt expect that the master was by my side.

Which factory produces shoe box, fresh-keeping function so good, want to buy.

Refrigerator: Yo Ho, I met my opponent!

Mouse and cockroach: Im sorry, its our fault.

I just want to ask why it takes so long? Didnt it taste good?

So, does this fully explain that McDonalds was not delicious at that time, otherwise it could be put overnight?

To this McDonalds reply: what did you McDonalds do to close my golden arch? (no)

McDonalds reply: Thank you for your attention. Due to the lack of understanding of the environmental conditions under which food is stored, we are unable to comment on this. According to experts experiments, under certain conditions, food can dry quickly without spoilage for a long time. We repeat that McDonalds China does not add any preservatives to beef patties or French fries.

I dont believe it, unless you give me some food for free!

Well, here comes the first day of September. May all the good things come to you!

Good luck~

Behavior appreciation of success Masters (source: pear video)

Good morning, audience friends. Maybe you have just opened the elevator. We are playing Southeast Asia GP and India TT (@ Motorcycle Magazine)

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I dare not play games like this

#The barbecue suddenly didnt smell good#

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I was standing at the door of the supermarket waiting for my mother when I saw a thermometer on the small table beside me.

I picked it up and measured it for myself, 36.8.

At this time, someone came into the supermarket and saw that I was holding a temperature measuring gun in my hand, so he extended his hand to me.

At this time, who are you wearing my work clothes

Me: I dont know. (@ Shang xiaolue)

After learning about clothing, I learned that the pattern, fabric and color of each years fashion were decided by several people at a meeting in Europe. The first time I heard of this incident, the degree of shock was similar to knowing that Santa Claus was fake. (@ chicken with fingers)

Just married, the husband said to the landlord: the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law depends on how the husband does it. Your husband and I have a high EQ, and the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law cant be wrong.

One day, my mother-in-law made tomato noodles.

I dont like to eat, is hard to eat, listen to her husband said: Mom, Xiaoqian doesnt like to eat lasagna, after you dont do it! After cooking, let Xiaoqian come.

@Stand up comedy boss Shi

Want to make a product for mens belly, just like women breast enhancement.

The advertisement should be like this: if a man has no stomach, he will have no imperial spirit and no official fortune. Im a department level cadre, but I dont have a stomach. I dont like it. When I go shopping with my junior, I always feel that Im the original match, which makes me lose face~

Really offended

Today, I took a bus and listened to two junior high school students chatting: my second uncle likes my big aunt, so she divorced my second aunt. As soon as she was moved, she divorced my uncle and married her second uncle. My second aunt got angry and married my uncle. Both are still aunts, but they are not the original aunts!

When I saw my girlfriend and grandmother, I called out good grandma. Her grandmother praised me for being sensible!

Then I discussed the marriage with my girlfriends parents, but the other side wanted 300000 betrothal gifts

I repeatedly said that my family couldnt take it out for the time being, and the other party insisted on his position: only 300000, one point less, no talk!

At this time, my girlfriends grandmother roared: dont talk about it, dont talk about it! Then he took my hand and said, good grandson, lets go to another house to photograph a girl. The daughter of this family is so ugly.

If you cant feel it, its not. Its my money. (@ salted fish Ding Qiang)

The fate of the electric toothbrush is probably due to the lack of electricity and the lazy users who have not been recharged. Therefore, they are regarded as ordinary toothbrushes... Brushing teeth manually. (@ empress dowager, are you happy)

Beware of the second dimension (@ the most beautiful grandmother in Southeast Asia)

#How to urge people to eat correctly#

Come on, cold knowledge competition~

Answer of last issue:

No matter how close a brother is, life is the most important thing.

As long as they are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed!

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