Smile every day honey, youre thin

 Smile every day honey, youre thin

The fat girl asked the thin one, how did your eyelids get deeper? Where did you do it?

By nature, of course. Thin sister said, and pretended to be surprised to ask, where is your double chin made? How beautiful

The fat girl said calmly, its from meat.

Swindler SMS

One day, the father called his son and asked, are you ok?

The son said, OK, whats the matter?

Son a listen, busy comfort father: this is a liar text message, such a message you dont pay attention to. Finish saying, the son asked casually, Dad, when did you receive the cheat text message?

The son said angrily, are you my father?