Smile every day honey, youre thin

 Smile every day honey, youre thin

The husband replied: yes, you can get into the money hole!

Meat for meat

By nature, of course. Thin sister said, and pretended to be surprised to ask, where is your double chin made? How beautiful

The fat girl said calmly, its from meat.

The son said, OK, whats the matter?

Dad said, I received a text message saying that you were kidnapped and asked me to collect 200000 calls in three days, or I would tear up the ticket.

Dad said calmly, last month.

The son said angrily, are you my father?