What kind of online jokes can make people laugh about internal injuries? Season 44

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 What kind of online jokes can make people laugh about internal injuries? Season 44


He said: no, these days, when I saw someone, I raised my wrist and my arm was sore. No one asked what brand the watch is!

Then the old man next to him said, its much worse. When I just went to the countryside, the young man of our team didnt come up until now.

03

Client: this map must be sent to me before work.

Designer: OK.

Designer: I havent finished work...

04

Me: can we add anything else?

Me: lets add a wechat!

05

Notice of typhoon in our company: there will be a typhoon tomorrow morning. Please dont go home tonight, in case you cant come to work tomorrow.

Bath City, and a woman chat, chat very happy.

07

Me: I can figure it out with my toes.

Second goods: then you are very resourceful!

Last week, the high-temperature subsidies and funds combined to send 800 yuan. I hid the money in my winter clothes and put a note on the safe side: save enough to give to my wife.

Today, I took it out and found that there were two hundred more and it became one thousand.

09

A: After so many years of practicing medicine, all the patients who have been treated by my hand are satisfied at last.

B: Which subject are you from?

A: Hospice care.

Ten

Once upon a time, horses and cars were very slow, letters were far away, and only one person could be loved in a lifetime. Now the traffic and information are so developed, I thought I could love several more, but I didnt expect that they are not as good as before.