2. When I heard my girlfriend whine, I went up to pat her on the back and said, it doesnt matter. Just let it go.
But no matter how much air you squeeze out, its still an impossible task to put the inflatable doll back in the original box.
3. Ive been up for 18 years every day. Its 6570 sit ups, but I dont have any ABS to show. uff08TheWeirdWorlduff09
4. Today, the barber said that I have a big head. Im NIMA. Whats the big head? Do you charge by area for your haircut? (chasing young Liu Quanyou)
6. I saw a womans lament on the Internet: Im 40 years old, and I dont have any children. Will I be miserable when I get old? Warm hearted and sincere netizens reply: to tell you the truth, in the current social situation, your life in old age will be very miserable without children. If you have children, you dont necessarily live to old age. (@ the goddess of Zigang)
7, today I saw a little swallow who described trump as the White House.
There is a girl who has some willfulness and some arrogance. Its OK to quarrel. Anyway, its awake. Its OK to tell lies. Anyway, its also idle!
8. No wonder when I was reading, the teacher said that the essence of the world is mathematics. Now I finally understand what it means. (@ Professor Yin)
9. How can I have a cup of tea?
1. Make a cup of tea
2. Take a sip
3. Tea is too hot
5. Forget you made this cup of tea
Male mosquito: drink more hot blood. (Weibo @ poor mouth male deskmate)