A moment of relaxation: isolation of four thousand people on ones own? Its a wolf out!

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 A moment of relaxation: isolation of four thousand people on ones own? Its a wolf out!


What I think about working from home is:

Every day when I wake up naturally, I dont need to make up, change clothes, pretend to be my grandson in front of the leaders, or talk with customers.

In practice, work at home:

From 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m., its on call 24 hours a day. When taking a bath, the video phone pops up. Make a watch, make a PPT and write a plan. If wechat doesnt return in ten minutes, the leader thinks you are rowing. (@ Chengnan post office)

Instead of being on call 24 hours a day, Id rather rush to work in the morning and evening!

Pangbian: working at home means working, housework, and wife I want to work, I miss my desk!

Woken up, you dont have a wife!

Dont talk about going to work. Its the same in class.

A few days ago, the Ministry of education printed and issued guidance for colleges and universities across the country to open all high-quality online courses and virtual simulation experiment teaching resources free of charge.

As of February 2, the Ministry of education has organized 22 online course platforms, developed diversified online teaching solutions, and opened more than 24000 online courses for free, covering 12 disciplines of undergraduate courses and 18 professional categories of vocational colleges.

Student: great, I can continue to cook soup in the sea of knowledge! (no)

Teacher: a month ago, I never thought that I would change from a teacher to a host.

Students, online class brush up!

Old fellow 666, thank the squad leader for the big rockets! The room manager will send another set of exquisite papers to the monitor! The Chinese class representative led the group to get the atmosphere up and put 666 on the public screen!

The real state of teachers at home

This is the first time I dont want to take advantage of

After all, I dont listen at school. Do you think its possible to watch it at home?

Teacher: this student has mastered the essence of class

For 14 days, the body temperature was normal, the breath was normal, the diet was normal, the work and rest were abnormal, the body weight was abnormal, and the mind was abnormal.

Looking at the old lady, she has been shut up.

Recently, due to the continuous spread of the epidemic, most people choose to stay at home and isolate themselves.

Some netizens reported that their old lady had been shut at home. She kept the window and watched the world outside, stamping her feet. She said with a cry, Ive been closed for so long, no one has ever closed me.. The family explained bitterly: its not you alone, the whole country is locked up.

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The old lady was isolated at home and shut up. She stamped her feet and cried (source: pear video)

How boring the house is, how lively it is outside.

Old lady: ah, I really want to go out to play!

Its not to say that I want to run out to eat, drink and have fun, but I want to get back to the original state as soon as possible.

Occasionally go to the supermarket and park, experience the most common and the best life happiness. In the evening, watch the setting sun blowing the wind, and at night, listen to the music and go for a walk.

If you want to go out, you can go out, wear beautiful clothes, make delicate makeup, and make an appointment with your sister to go out for dinner and see a movie. Its very interesting to stay at home at ordinary times.

I just want to go back to the ordinary days quickly. (@ hard to cross)

Old lady, you could have been very happy. The bastard who ate wild game killed you!

I understand dogs more and more especially now (I have analyzed the dogs psychological activities these days.)

Consulted my cats opinion, it said: although usually I dont go out, but really dont want to see our family at home.

Its really understandable that the old people cant play mobile phones, dont understand computers, dont pursue TV dramas, and dont be mad!

It can be seen how necessary it is to cultivate an indoor interest!

#It feels like grandpa is the youngest person in the family now#

Dont talk about the old lady. I cant get out of the door. My running friends are choking!

Cheng Dadu, a running enthusiast in Xian, started running in the living room for fear of gaining weight. He ran 100 kilometers in 8 hours. According to the calculation of 8 meters around the living room, he ran about 12500 times

Cheng Dadu also called on running friends not to go out easily, and to go out again after the epidemic.

You have a good temper downstairs!

Downstairs: we usually dont dare to say anything with such good physical strength

I see. The reason why its called a fierce man is that Im not afraid to bring a knife downstairs to celebrate the new year.

But who can tell me how likely it is to run 100 kilometers at home?

Looking at peoples enthusiasm, I shed tears of shame at the poor and lazy fat house.

My recent meals vs. my recent exercise (@ abbess Yang)

But lets practice. After all, there are too many people worth beating.

These days, I have been tweeting:

Recently, a man in Fujian has been burning out of the sky. People in the Jianghu call him Jinjiang poison king!

At present, 8 people in the town have been confirmed to be infected with new crown pneumonia, and the number of people affected is still under investigation.

Police reported that the man concerned was put on file for investigation on suspicion of endangering public security.

Relatives and friends: I have an MMP in my heart. I must say it!

They are all relatives of their own family. Do you want to be so cruel? Is there any blood feud?

Thats poison, isnt it?

Scared me to unload Jinjiang

It is with these silly batches that the epidemic situation is so serious!

This is the case with infectious diseases. 80 of the 100 people are strictly guarded. 18 people dont care. Two people do it everywhere. These two people will let 80 people work in vain through 18 people.

Seriously, have you been out for dinner recently or with someone outside your family?

On February 2, 2020, a bat flies into the home of a resident in Hohhot, Inner Mongolia. When the police arrived, bat had been captured and sent to the Property Department of the community. Police immediately disinfected the residential corridor and Property Office, bagged the dead bats, and burned the dead bats and protective clothing that night.

The ashes have been spread? What hatred?

Isnt this supposed to be the antidote? Thats whats going on? Didnt ask where the antidote was?

The bats are miserable because they carry the pot and burn it.

After all, its not bats that cause trouble, its people who eat them!

Bat: I just want to ask if I can fly, hang upside down, or not work during the day after eating a bat???

I dont think bats can think of it. They have all made great efforts to grow up like this. Some people are still greedy for its body

#The real purpose of feeding rabbits#

Eating a bat makes people all over the country. Once parents pay attention to it, its stricter than us.

A few days ago, I told my parents to wear masks when going out. My parents looked at me with the eyes of a fool;

Now I want to order a takeout. My parents say they are afraid of the virus.

Ten days ago vs ten days later

Not only that, my parents also asked me to replace Adu with Zhou Xun

Zhou Xun, a repeat of history

Sister Zhou Xun, do you still remember that you are a female star? Why dont you have any burden???

I dont need to say more about wearing a mask when I go out, but brother, its a little too much for you to show off your wealth?

Recently, Dongguan traffic police stopped a man driving in the street of Gaopu town and found him wearing several masks. When the traffic police asked the drivers to take off one by one, they found that there were more than ten layers of masks. The traffic police were confused. Later, the traffic police told the man that masks are scarce now and do not need to be worn so much.

Patient: doctor, please show me. I feel my face is hot, breathing is difficult, dizzy and weak

Doctor: open your mouth and let me have a looku201c

Patients take off masks, one, two, three Doctor, I feel better

I dont want to ask you where to buy the mask, but how do you breathe?

Lets say that the mask is now a symbol of identity, but does an identity person need not breathe?

The key is that when you take it, you take it together and strip my heart layer by layer?

Red fruit dazzles rich, your conscience wont hurt?

Doctor: wearing a mask like this will lead to lack of oxygen, which will lead to lack of oxygen supply to the brain, resulting in the feeling of loading B! (error)

These days, there are masks, willful.

Dont say more than ten floors. Now I see a man named dan95 in the street. I think hes a big guy!

Of course, we dont know if they are rich or not. The ears must be big, or how can we hang on to a dozen masks!

Ear: I cant afford it!

How to deal with earache after wearing mask for a long time

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How to deal with earache after wearing mask for a long time (source: pear video)

My family may be really idle. Five minutes after watching this video, I picked out a bunch of

Now that everything is ready, there is only one mask left!

It never occurred to me that at this critical moment when it is hard to find, there are still people making money in the country!

Recently, a citizen in Nanning, Guangxi, complained that the 50000 N95 masks purchased by the group were as thin as paper, which were torn and broken, and the ear belt was fixed with a stapler. The masks also emitted a pungent smell.

Ms. Yao, a public welfare person who is the organizer of group buying, said that she once presented a batch of masks to the front-line police through this channel. This time, the manufacturer explained that it had transferred the wrong goods and could send them back for replacement, but it has refused the manufacturer and asked for a refund. At present, they have given an alarm and the relevant departments have stepped in.

Wrong delivery??? Why dont you say youve got the wrong money when you collect it???

Its a disposable bubble bowl. No, the foam bowl is stronger than it is!

Such a despairing enterprise should let him lose his fortune and punish them to doubt their life!

Under the epidemic situation: some people make a fortune, some intentionally infect others, and some quietly contribute.

On January 30, 2020, a special wedding ceremony was held in Heze, Shandong Province. In addition to the bride and groom, only five guests came to the wedding site, and the father-in-law and mother-in-law only saw the moment when the child got married through video chat. After the wedding, the groom, who was a doctor, immediately returned to the hospital.

Special moment, special wedding, salute new people, happy wedding!

Some people try to pull back, some people load forward.

Most of us are still looking forward to the good news of the past of the epidemic every day when we close our eyes and open our eyes!

Come on, everything will be OK!

Above ~

Dont forget to wash your hands and disinfect your mobile phone~

Scan the QR code, and you can talk to the teacher

What should frogs open first?

Last answer up:

What do you call this dish?

Please mix Tucao language.

Tucao UP!

Finally bow to fate? (heartache)

Come on, Wuhan!

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