Easy Moment: The Japanese can do it by spending money to sniff shit.

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 Easy Moment: The Japanese can do it by spending money to sniff shit.


After the College Entrance Examination: Four Evils (by: Wu Yifan, a famous detective)

After going to university: eliminating harm

Experienced all know, from the focus on protecting animals, to focus on eliminating animals, you only have one college entrance examination!

Because she has endured you for a long time!

Pandas before and after the exam bear, this is too true, do not believe you look at:

Yesterday, a video of treatment after college entrance examination triggered a heated debate. In the video, Dad put his hands on his waist and shouted to his son who was confined in the room, You have changed from a panda to a bear after the college entrance examination, Not that you can eat whatever you want, but that you can eat whatever you want!

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Too true! Dad: After the college entrance examination, what do you eat at home? (Source:)

One world, the same parents.

There are small animals before the college entrance examination, and after the college entrance examination, they can eat better than small animals.

Changed, changed, all tears!

In fact, the status of the status of that is trivial, the main task at present is: to release themselves!

After all, time is the least exhausting thing. We pursue it blindly but forget to rest. We want to put down everything to relax.

Lets take a walk-and-talk journey, ride a pony all the way, sing and laugh, and listen to the classic song Dang of the power train in our ears.

When I was forgetting myself and intoxicated, the little fart child next to me said, Aunt, you have played for more than ten dollars. Let me play with the rocker!

Cut, whos not a baby yet?

A few days ago, Zoe, a 34-year-old girl in Britain, had an embarrassing moment at a family reunion when she said she could climb into her 1-year-old brothers toy car. She got stuck and struggled for an hour. Eventually, her father cut the toy car with a saw and rescued her.

Can you tell me how this was done?

Woman: Im trying to get in. Ouch in. Im trying to come out. God cant come out!

Is this the legendary scene where adults roll over?

I hate these people who still pretend to be tender. I am not used to them for sixteen hundred and seventy-two months.

But when you laugh at this adult, think about it first. Maybe you cant even get in?

I remember the last time I rode in a rocker, because I was too fat, I put in coins and only sang and did not shake.

I really envy the national treasure, always a baby.

Well, Japanese Zoo, do you still take pandas? I can!

It is said that the national treasure Xiangxiang of Ueno Zoo in Japan is about to reach the age of two. In order to celebrate the birthday of Bangxiang, the zoo has launched a special plan: to display and explain the feces of different periods of Xiangxiangs growth, visitors can also smell the feces of giant pandas on the spot...

For this tasty plan, Japanese netizens said: I want to smell the fragrance now convenient taste.~

What does this mean? The excrement of Guobao is fragrant!

This treatment, I first sour respect.

Me: Why can the giant panda become a national key protected animal, but I cant?

Friend:

Play yourself in danger...

But I see business opportunities: we can make a cultural export, let the island people visit the Panda Base in Chengdu, Sichuan, participate in the living of pandas, select a limited number of shit officers every day, and smell fresh stool every day.~

I really dont understand the origin of panda shit in this compartment. Two frogs in that compartment are happy to get married. The operation of foreign people.

Only see, groom and bride wear custom-made clothes, under the witness of more than 200 guests completed the event of frog birth.

It is said that it is a local custom to hold a frog wedding to pray for rain. Frogs come from two different villages. People believe that only in this way can Rain God accept the appeal. After the wedding, the frog will be taken to a nearby small pond and set free.

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The Indian people married two frogs for rain (Source:)

Do they love each other? Can arranged marriages get rain smoothly?

Frog: Thanks for inviting me. I just got out of the pond. Im divorced.

Two male frogs: Thank you very much!

Why do you need two frogs to ask for rain?

So, is it raining?

God: When the torch iron lock is burnt off, the dog licks up the noodle hill, the chicken eats up the rice hill, and it rains for them!

Lao Xiao still needs to do more to get Indians to know you, and to get through the African market directly!

In other words, do these hundreds of people have to go to the wedding?

Recently, a man from southern Israel robbed a bank in Belsheba, when he took out a grenade to threaten employees: Load money or blow up the bank, and successfully robbed more than 4,000 knives. Five days later, he repeated his old trick at another bank and booked more than 3,000 dollars. Then the man was arrested, and police investigation revealed that the so-called grenade was actually a blackened avocado...

Avocado: Dont look at me, I dont know Ive played such an important role!

In this regard, watermelon, banana, cherry, honey peach, Hami melon and other fruits also expressed dissatisfaction!

Bus Lin Daiyu, Square Fang Shiyu, Royal Forest Army, Supermarket Zhang Wuji.

To sum up, its not good money to help old ladies.

Finally, the reason why Chinese football lags behind has been found.

No one is always a mother, but always someone is a mother. Sooner or later, these square gymnastic tumors will become a scourge.

Thats the only way: children, shout your grandparents and grandparents over!

Aunt: We need not only a football field, but also a parking space.

Aunt, you can go to the shooting range, where the place is also spacious.~

For a joke, its better to take square dancing to the world. For example, this vast land is most suitable for square dancing.

With the popularity of the Shenju Chernobyl HBO, the ins netizens have also rushed to Chernobyl, unlocking various punching postures.

This is the legendary Zhan Yizhan Radiation?

The netizens are also very ambitious. Why not go to Fukushima for a meal?

Old iron! Next, lets eat a big radiation octopus! Double-click 666!

Fortunately, the domestic netizens still dont understand, otherwise they all go to Chernobyl to spit mineral water.~

Okay, thats all for today. See you next time. Bye-bye.~

Never wear noise reduction headphones at work! Otherwise, after being discovered by the leader, no song can be heard!

Never wear noise-reducing headphones at work! (Source:)

Easy friends, please open your brain hole:

Old iron.

Wisdom is like you~

Rich will be happy, so I choose 30,000 yuan?

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